Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Monday, November 20, 2006

Selling Out

In the words of Dildo Dumphey,

"Look at my FUCKING head!"

Very soon I need to sell my soul to corporate america in hopes of a livable wage, with benefits. I figured if I'm gonna be a bitch, I better start looking like a bitch, smelling like a bitch, and dressing like a bitch. This is important because I expect the man to pay my bitch ass well. So step one was to, in the words of my father, "Cut that fucking hair." Step one complete.

I've also resumed the daily maintance tradition of spraying/wiping some smelly shit on the undersides of my pits. MMMmmmm smell that yummy goodness.

Next up, blowing a few hundred dollars of my hard earned monies on a new wardrobe- should I got all out, head to the nearest mall and go straight into Ambercrombie and Fitch??!!??